Family jokes
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents' house, and he asked his grandpa, "Can I have a cigarette?" His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "No." "Then that's your answer." A little bit later, Little Johnny asked for a beer. His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "I already said no." "Well, that's your answer." Later, he was complaining to his grandma, and she gave him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said, "Can I have a cookie?" Little Johnny said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandpa said, "Well, yes, it can." And Little Johnny said, "Well, go fuck yourself, old man, because these are my cookies."