Family jokes
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
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Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.