Family jokes
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
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Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."