Family jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Fatherless jokes.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Your mum has balls.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?