Family jokes
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Your mum has balls.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.