Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
God is fake
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
