Excavation jokes

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

"We've invented the spade!"

"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"

When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.