My family is like a treasure...
You need a map and shovel to find them.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
