Excavation jokes

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.

"We've invented the spade!"

"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.