Excavation

Excavation Jokes

Gold

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

Hole

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

Backyard

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

Hole

I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

People

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!