Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.