Exaggeration jokes
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
All these jokes make me laugh to death π.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Memes
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your mama's so fat that she canβt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"