Exaggeration jokes

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.