Exaggeration jokes

Mama

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Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Hairline

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My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Mama

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Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Hairline

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Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Girlfriend

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If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Mama

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Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Mama

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Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.