Exaggeration jokes
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
All these jokes make me laugh to death π.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.