Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Mine never stops.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.