I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.
Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
Dora- where do we go next Kids at home- Area 51 Meanwhile Dora- let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden 1 day later Dora - WE DID IT HORAY
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
Today I Vance a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence
he scratched his face up detective that did It did I do that
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
If the shoe doesn't fit there's no evidence
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
If you push some one that's bullying, if you kill some one that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read "Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now" The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying "Sorry meant using your wifi"
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
your mama so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains so there is no evidence.
