Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
Ever sorb Griffin
Brady Quinn!!
If your ever bored just rape an orphan, what are they going to do tell their parents! Hahaha come one people they don't have parents we can do what we like with them... rape...hurt...and sale them!
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023
2023: GO BACK NOW! THEIRS 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Guys these jokes are not funny my dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because i know they haven't.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!
have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?
Sawcon deez nutz
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed? A) Cancer.
How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes
Beast joke ever: my life................................oh wait i dont have one...
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
