Evers jokes

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

No one ever forgets it! <3

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.

To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Cooper is the best to ever live.

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"