Evers jokes
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Cooper is the best to ever live.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.