New Even Jokes - Page 15 - Worst Jokes Ever

If someone is mean to an orphan just say I will call ur mum and make them cry even more

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier

your forehead so big it cant even fit in the garage

Your mama so fat she sunk atlantis even though its in the ocean

My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0

Remember the big forehead kid who said “Give me a knife, I’m going to kill myself” ? because of being bullied His head was to big to even exist, and that's why he's dead

Teacher:tell me a moral story Little Johny:once my grandfather was in WW2.he saw everyone praising to kill him.for example we should sneak up and kill him,we get the helicopter above and shoot him from there.my grandfather heard this,he got his gun and shot them all Teacher:what is the moral even? Little Johny:never plan to kill my grandfather

Orphan jokes aren't to made fun of. They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Donald trump didn't even finish the wall he should of hired Mexicans to do it!

The statue of liberty is French she ain't even American deport that bitch!

I just reached 10 million pounds in euro truck simulator, but its not even close to what Rakhmat akilov achieved

You're hairline is so big not even a black hole can eat it.

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

Yo mama so fat she called dr suse and he couldn’t even rhyme back

My grief counselor died, he was so good, I didn't even care.

rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.