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dude im not even kidding im so fucking scared rn because i think hes losing feelings and i really hope he isnt but like what if he doesnt love me anymore? What if he finds someone better and realizes I'm not good enough and breaks up with me? im so fucking scared dude like do I try talking to him about it? I would if he wasnt on DND. but what would I even say? ughhhhhhh kms dude

I feel like ive been fucked over by so many men i cant even find myself to trust or like them

dude i'm fucking grounded which means I can't even talk to my boyfriend or anyone anymoreeeee

This school so broke even the LAPTOPS are laggier then a bulky 2000's laptop still being used as "finest" tech.

Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more

I was young. Why did you have to do that? My dearest friend. you said it was fine, so why does it hurt to think of you. I scratch, bite and beg for things to go back. but my doings ruined us. I must admit that we were an amazing duo. maybe even more but just know. If I were on my deathbed. my last words would be "I love you."

(As per Cosmo's request)

Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.

“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sill… Read more

Sometimes i wonder if my friend hates me tho ive been for him thru a lto yte that friend bene with a new feindgroup and i fele like the kid sometimes jsut doesnt caree for me no morre the kid git siad that there aint no reason to not be my friend yet he barely talks to me even tho ive known him closely literally just one minute of conversating with me would make me happy yet he doesnt say shit. he mainly just talks to mutual friend and thats it now.

yall im act so pissed. So my dad doesn't want me to spend the weekend at emilys house cause shes my girlfriend, and it's "asking for trouble" bcuz im 15. What's gonna happen? her mom's home ALL weekend, AND I can't even get knocked up if we did do anything. And apparently I'm "manipulating" my dad by saying "can I go to emilys house for the weekend" instead of "Can I go spend the weekend with my girlfriend?" And … Read more

Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i don’t really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, i’m in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. i’m in a band now, i don’t smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if you’re reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if you’re reading this i hope our political differences don’t get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)

Js made a sale for the start of my business (even though im starting ts when im 16) Its not that good a sale, cause id have to start cheap and make my way up to more expensive.. but its okay!!

Maybe im not doing as good as i thought? Maybe i am enough i wonder if I am , wide at night can't sleep been few days? Im in need of something I dont know what it is ? Maybe its money or maybe food or communication with close ones? Maybe i am enough to them ? Maybe im not? Wether I cry for no reason or cry for a reason it feels the same? Wether I want to get held just close ? Why am I ranting?I dont even know? Are y… Read more

some songs just give me anxiety, some things just do, some people. Some popele are bad for me, im bad for some. I do fucked up things, i cant take back. My dad is right. no matter what poeple think, its true. im manulative, im controlling, im obessive, attention seeking. some people see it, others dont. everythgin i do has a reason, weather its a defecne, or not. ill stilll be bad for some pople. im thanfull thes… Read more

Well guys, I guess that's it.

In retrospect, my claim was always right: No lasting good can ever come from WorstJokesEver.com None. And I don't know what I hoped to achieve by coming back here trying to prove my own self wrong. Things were fun, but they were in poor taste, or in vain. They led to worsening symptoms and lasting trauma for those involved. It's a part of our fragile lives unable to be reclaimed. I pray… Read more

Suggestion for Matt: Add a feature where typing in a certain word/phrase in the search bar will show all the COMMENTS where it has been used.

That might get complicated due to the high volume of comments on the site, but even just having the search bring up posts with comments containing the word/phrase could be pretty useful.