Entertainment jokes
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.