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Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
What kind of band never plays music?
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
