Enjoyment jokes
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.