Enjoyment jokes
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
I love having fun.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.