Emotion jokes
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin