Emotion jokes
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Bunger got me like:
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
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Tazzaro got me like: 😂
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.