Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
