Emoś jokes
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"