Emoś jokes
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.