Emoś jokes
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.