Emoś jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"