Emoś jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Emos love jumping for joy.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"