Emoś jokes
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Ur mom is emo.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"