Emoś jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.