Emoś jokes
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
You are emo.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.