Emoś jokes
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.