Emoś jokes
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?