Emoś jokes
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!