Emoś jokes
Can emos eat happy meals?
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.