Emoś jokes
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Can emos eat happy meals?
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.