Emoś jokes
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.