Emoś jokes
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.