Emoś jokes
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?