Emoś jokes
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Like if I am emo.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.