Emoś jokes
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.