Emoś jokes

Kid

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Emo

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

Emo

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

Emo

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

Emo kid

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Emo kid

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Emo

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

Emo

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

Emo

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

Emo kid

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

Kid

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

Kid

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Emo

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.