Emoś jokes
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.