Emoś jokes
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.