Emoś jokes
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.