Emoś jokes
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.