Emoś jokes
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Imagine being emo.