Emoś jokes
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
You are emo.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.