Emoś jokes
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!