Emoś jokes
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.