Emoś jokes

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?

To get hit by a car.

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

Q: How do emo kids complement each other?

A: I like your cuts g.