Emoś jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."