Emoś jokes
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What kills you?
Suicide.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.