Emoś jokes
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"