Emoś jokes
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.