Emoś jokes
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.