Emoś jokes
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Suck!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.