Emoś jokes
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?