Emoś jokes
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.