Emoś jokes
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!