Emo jokes

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Eat this, peppe.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

I hate emos, lololololololololollol!

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

The walking dead.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

What goes down but not up?

An emo.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt finished the races.

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.