Emo jokes
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Eat this, peppe.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.