Education jokes
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.