There’s Two Mexicans in a car Whose driving
A Cop
There’s Two Mexicans in a car Whose driving
A Cop
if a chicken flys into the plane and the plane crashes whos falt is it a:the drivers chickens can't fly
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver's License says "to be continued on the back"