Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"
Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
What is the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler
Usain bolt can finish a race
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Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
what cearial do i eat captain bolts
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital
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A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
Hola quieen eees
ever wondered why usain bolt runs fast? he’s training to outrun the cops
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late
