My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
what did the kid with down syndrome say to his friend? -nothing, he had no friends.
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
Do you know what my favorite time of day is? 6:30 HANDS DOWN.
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill
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Penaldo song ๐ต๐ต๐ต
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐๐ช!?๏ธ
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฎ
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!