Downing Jokes

one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.

two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."

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Penaldo song ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต

He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿชš๐ŸŒฒ

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿชš!?๏ธ

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿชš๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.

Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!