DoS jokes
What do Doges like? Memes.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."