DoS jokes
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.