DoS jokes
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.