Dont jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.