A guy says to it's dog were are you? The dog was actully dead bro
My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
why do orphans want to be dogs?
because they want their own bed and food
My dog went once went to URANUS 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know bc dogs sniff URANUS?😂😂😂
Why didnt the dog wanna play football??
Cuz he was a boxer!!!
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common? Dogs get loved
The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead
How do you stop a school soother from killing you? Tell him you don’t believe in dog
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
Hi dog dog: woof! butcher: say less
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
i saw a man trying to rape a dog, i decided to help, the dog cant stand a chance against the both of us
Yo mama so stupid she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo
