Dog jokes
What has a dog?
People.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Chihuahua?
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What do you call a dog in China?
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