dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh".
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.
what is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common? Both got taken from their parents.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
