At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common? Are you ready kids?
What does a furry call a sexy furry A foxy lady
What does Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common? They both come on little white crackers
I told a girl she was cute and she said "aw tysm" how does she know I have that
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?......... Thanks for coming, Hope you come again soon.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
Q. How does an Isis terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: She moans with the other.
i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.
How does a skeleton call his friends? ON THE TELE-BONE!!!!
