DOE jokes
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams "bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied "aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he know, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling "fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"