Document jokes
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
I'm illegal.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Here ya go
me singing the declaration of independence
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASPELASEPELASE RUN MY MOCK TRIAL PLEASEEEEEEEEEE I NEED IT TO BE RUN ON WEDNESDAY I HAVE A DOC WITH ALL THE INFO
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