Document jokes

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

What is a briefcase?

A short lawsuit.

Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!

That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.

When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.

When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Mike, ID is coming tonight.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."