Do jokes
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Memes
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.