Do jokes
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
Memes
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"