Dishwasher jokes
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
My dishwasher is broke.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.