Before: Caring & Noble
After: Chernobyl
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
the titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
never joke about 911 they'll just crash and burn
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
You know how many people said "this ship will never sink"?
They jinxed it by saying "never sink"
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
where did sally go when the bomb exploded?
everywhere
Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
