I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Disaster Jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
