Disaster jokes

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

"Another one bites the dust."

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"

I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.