What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
