Disaster jokes

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

"Another one bites the dust."

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"

I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!

(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!

(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.