Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
