Disaster jokes

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.