Disaster jokes
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!