Disaster jokes

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!