Disaster jokes
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
"Another one bites the dust."
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.