Disaster

Disaster jokes

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.