Disaster jokes
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.