Disaster jokes

"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.