What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
