What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Disaster Jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
