Disaster jokes
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!