You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
life is like a box of choclates, they f*cking melt :)
Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet....
for 20 seconds...
and only once.... :(
What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
