Disappointment jokes
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.