What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
