Disappointment jokes
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.
For 20 seconds.
And only once... :(
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.