Disappointment jokes
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.
For 20 seconds.
And only once... :(
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.