New Disappointment Jokes - Page 5

I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.

For 20 seconds.

And only once... :(

What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?

A Disap point ment.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me.

I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"