Disappointment jokes
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.