Disappointment jokes
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
My sad ass life.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
My day started out great until I woke up.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.