Disappointment jokes

On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.

Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

They call me an elevator because I let people down.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"

The tree ghosted her.

I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding only half a worm.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

Call me an escalator because I let people down.

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

My sad ass life.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

My day started out great until I woke up.