Disabled

Disabled Jokes

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

In the hospital they need to keep the disabled patients rooms cooler than the other patients rooms. Why? They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van well it’s been two years and he still hasn’t gotten into the van

There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.